my boss was waiting to sign paperwork at a dealer for a new delivery van and it was taking forever. he asked a sales guy what the hell was taking so long and that he was going to leave pretty soon and the sales guy said “ok, you can leave if you want to”. so we bought a van at the next dealer over.

Floe Jacco imo

no

Chinese people buy sneakers too 

jesus christ 

is the XFL aware that Vinny Testaverde is like 60 years old?

neat

f

shocked to find out that men shit all over and then got mad at a woman for not cleaning it up

i could really go for a nice hot glass of egg nog 

not to be friends with a guy that thinks she’s going to hell for being her and would have made it illegal for her to ever get married in this country if he’d had the chance 

logging off is illegal 

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Albert, i hate to be the one to tell you this but logging off is illegal

i think it’s pretty neat that Bezos, Disney and China own the entire world 

can’t wait for Le Batard to get back on the air

lol. great argument that misses the point in the worst way possible

i’ve seen a lot of people trade away their Infiniti’s the last couple of years for a variety of brands

Logging off is illegal

so how long can China really keep going with the dictatorship? will they be able to hold on after they become the biggest economy?