amazing that every commenter is actually doing it right and everyone else is a stupid rube. quite a coincidence 

god i can’t wait for November, when everyone will have forgotten about this fucking movie 

i also enjoy the Mystery Crate 

weird

as far as surgery goes spine surgery is one of the least gross ones

Andrew Sendejo doesn’t know the meaning of ‘wrap up and tackle’

haha, now do plastics

the cool part about all the shit surrounding this dumb movie is that it’s almost entirely invented by internet bloggers.

authority hates fun 

this zeigler guy seems super cool and normal

Mario Kart still rules and Star Fox looks like a grainy butt

weird that yet another internet company gets to do whatever it wants with no consequences at all 

Luis Arraez is a really nice player. might be really good if he gets a chance to play every day 

damn dude 

be better at reading 

sarcasm, ever heard of it?

how often have you been trapped in a glass case of emotion?

it’s the first passage of the Necronomicon and every time a blog posts about Johnny another word appears 

you just know that we’re all going to be reading about 72 year old David Tracy’s fight against the state of Michigan over the 293 dead vehicles on his property 

they also already ruled a big chunk of the world for quite a long time