If I may join the party...

Threw this one together last night.

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.

There are actually a lot of great old politicians on Twitter. For example, 91-year-old John Dingell burning Tony Romo’s new sneakers:

I was a little surprised he liked medirocre vanilla porn (if you can call a stepmom eating out her stepdaughter vanilla) instead of tentacle porn, but maybe lizard people like Ted find human sex kinkier?

He says he was hacked but there’s actual video of him liking the tweet

Uhhh... this is the latest thing Donald Liked? God he’s even dumber than anyone could imagine

It would be hilarious if the porn starred that woman who (sadly) looks like him.

Bless the person who diligently watches the “likes” column on Ted Cruz’s twitter 24/7

*shudder*

I mean, I disagree with her. To me, even Twilight is abusive already... but I suppose she has to defend her work.

She... was clearly very passionate? Like my god she had a spark in her eye and was instantly hopped up! It was nice to see although I long for the day “lady says nazis are bad” isn’t newsworthy.

It’s always bad. Generally there’s something laughable which we this year got with Miss New Jersey’s Jazz Pointe routine

She looks like she is mentally giving the finger to a slew of people who have been telling her that her opinion is wrong, and I am HERE FOR IT.

No, he owned Miss USA. Miss America purports to be a scholarship pageant rather than a beauty pageant. (Full disclosure, I’ve known 2 Miss NHs and one of my dear friends has competed for several years)

What a great answer. Is this the same pageant competition that Donald owned? Regardless, I expect he’s going to be pissed to be schooled (very gently) like that by someone he sees as nothing more than a sex object.

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

The winner gave a good response too to a question about the Paris Climate Agreement, saying it was wrong for the US to have pulled out given the evidence we have about climate change.