The wedding dress looks nice. The film will be garbage.

This scenario is preeeettttyyy much how my friends and I in college got kicked out of the first Twilight movie. Except we went out for a ‘fancy’ dinner that our collective parents had pooled together as an ‘end of semester treat’, got trashed (Thanks everyone’s mum and dad!) then went to Twilight and mercilessly…

All of the height of her neck got put into her back, and the actual presence of a neck disappeared.

I went to see the first one with a friend. We went to Applebee’s for drinks at 10am beforehand. It was the most hilarious movie I’ve ever seen. Two thumbs up.

Her body just looks really wrong in that poster, doesn’t it? Not body shaming, I’m talking about them photoshopping her into the uncanny valley.

So I imagine they’ll just let themselves go when they’re married?

50 Shades of SUCK.

Ooh ooh you forgot to mention The parents joke about their fetus liking sex! Excuse me while I vomit.

I never thought much of Robert Pattinson until he called out his character for abusive, controlling behavior.

Someone get Dakota Johnson a backboard STAT. I think they snapped her spine for that poster.

Say, as both movie have BDSM theme in it, is this better or worse than Secretary?

Any relationship that begins with a sparkle vampire breaking into a teenage girl’s bedroom to watch her sleep is, shockingly, not going to get any LESS gross over time.

Spoilers! The relationship continues to be super abusive, and the lead characters continue to be awful. Now with a baby at the end, to reinforce a bit of heterosexual domesticity and balance out all that naughty hardcore XXX spanking.

i was like 23. someone very dear to me was like 29 or 30. it’s nbd. honestly, looking back over my history of perversion, the sex was only worth the effort it took to have it about 8-12% of the time.

lol, excellent.

what in the actual fuck is that.

It’s even more insane, my dudes. That’s the pool house on the left, apparently:

I’d just like to note that at 22,000 square feet, this house officially has 10 times the finished space that my house (which houses myself, my husband, our two children, and our two cats) has.

It’s not that freaky. I know someone who didn’t lose it til after 30. I “lost my vcard” at...21, I think? (maybe 22) and I was really ashamed of it for a long time, which is just ridiculous. (What I will say is that I don’t regret my first, and in fact, 10 years later we are still friendly.)

26 when I had penetrative sex. I also felt like a freak (with a lot of body issues, very low self esteem), but looking back I really wasn’t it was just about timing and readiness. I wish I had known more about toys back then it would have made it a little easier.