It kept the Soviets from colonizing West Germany and Austria.

I’m with you... kind of. Dean is a talented self-promoter and he is his own brand so of course he plays himself up.. He’s a naturally gifted elite runner. I wouldn’t put him in the top tier of ultramarathon runners like Jurek, Sharman, Krupicka, Krar, etc, but the man won Badwater and you don’t win Badwater unless…

Oh, and before anyone bitches about the vertical-oriented video, just remember, this guy was getting charged by a hippo, not re-making Citizen Kane. You’ll live.

“...got 2.5 million fewer votes than his opponent,” Except the US is a democratic republic of fifty states so the vote total doesn’t matter.

Yes, they hit it with a hammer. We’re waiting for the report.

Isn’t it just a piece of metal? Why would they blow it up?

In Ultramarathon Man, every one of his race stories seems to be “everything was going to hell but then I decided to feel good, and I won the race.” Gifted runner, but I’m not sure I’d take too much advice from him.

So about that 25 year old import law...

I once downloaded Office from the Mac App Store, then someone stole it from me. If you are the one who stole it I will find you. You have my Word.

I found that very hard at first. Then on the way home from my first day, I made a point to notice how I handle that while driving. My eyes go where I want to go. Once I made that connection, it was much more natural to do on a bike. Ditto once I realized I lean in the car too. Gotta connect that muscle memory.

Target fixation.

Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.

WE WERE ALL READY TO LET GO OF THE SEAGULL JOKE, THEN THEY GO AHEAD AND PULL THIS SHIT. THIS IS WHY BREXIT HAPPENED.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude...

If “Eat Less” fails.

Except that as typical of those who put bumper stickers on their cars, those running around with a Coexist sticker usually are only willing to coexist with people who share their viewpoint. All the ones I have run into are completely close minded.

Exactly what I believe we should all do. When I hit retirement age in 2046 I’m imagining that nothing will be left or it will have been converted into some other ‘benefit’.

The joke is going to be on you when they actually do call you back for an interview.