So about that 25 year old import law...

I once downloaded Office from the Mac App Store, then someone stole it from me. If you are the one who stole it I will find you. You have my Word.

I found that very hard at first. Then on the way home from my first day, I made a point to notice how I handle that while driving. My eyes go where I want to go. Once I made that connection, it was much more natural to do on a bike. Ditto once I realized I lean in the car too. Gotta connect that muscle memory.

Target fixation.

Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.

WE WERE ALL READY TO LET GO OF THE SEAGULL JOKE, THEN THEY GO AHEAD AND PULL THIS SHIT. THIS IS WHY BREXIT HAPPENED.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude...

If “Eat Less” fails.

Except that as typical of those who put bumper stickers on their cars, those running around with a Coexist sticker usually are only willing to coexist with people who share their viewpoint. All the ones I have run into are completely close minded.

Exactly what I believe we should all do. When I hit retirement age in 2046 I’m imagining that nothing will be left or it will have been converted into some other ‘benefit’.

The joke is going to be on you when they actually do call you back for an interview.

They’ll throw a coin down in corner no 10 and tell him to hit it every lap he does... super cool

Mine is usually allergies, so if I can last more than 15 mins the rest of the workout is fine. But if it is really bad I am going to crap out fast.

ProTip: If you’ve made it into the server room, then 95% of the hack is done.

Moving to a pedestrian-friendly city?

!!!!!