Fixed it for you:

First accessory is a chrome battery.

Only a classroom's full since 2000? You need to pick up the pace people. Shame on You, indeed.

I'm not arguing that the car shouldn't have been on that bridge, but the cyclist seemingly made no attempt to move over or slow down, and almost looks to have hit the car on purpose. I know a few cyclists that wear helmet cams like this, and the majority are colossal douches. (Blow through lights and stop signs, but…

Wow...Ford's site really keeps up with the news!

Give all cars push button start! Problem solved. The extra money it costs, is probably recouped after just 1 re all.

I own a classic Mini. And I owned a 2005 MINI Cooper. Sure, I named the new one "Leeroy the Village Idiot", and I may have had more love for the classic than the new one, but I still loved that MINI.

Another day, another Jalopnik post bitching about MINI.

Why no almond milk or soy milk? Just put it in a clear jug and no one will know.

You can create a separate Evernote account for your personal items, if you wish - the desktop apps make it very easy to flip back and forth between multiple accounts.

The obvious answer is the Granatelli Turbine Car. Helicopter turbine? Check. Sandbag Qualifying? Check. Lay waste to the field only to be sabotaged by a bearing failure in the drive train? Check.

I was expecting this and it fits perfectly, so I'm adding it myself:

Nope I think they are useless because in my personal experience I have found that they add no safety benefit to vehicles traveling during the day. The only time during the day that visibility conditions are an issue (storm, fog, etc) require you (by law) to turn your headlights on thus making DRLs redundant. I also…

COME AT ME FLOWTIE DO YOU EVEN LAMINAR FLOW

It's like a menu.

I never said my family buys reliable cars. We just buy cars that just break and are never recalled.

Good idea. Because Chrysler never has recalls. :)

Downloading it now. Is this a good successor to Twist? I miss that app since it was able to calculate how long it would take using mass transit, which Glympse and Waze don't do.

I don't really think it's that bad. Yes, it's bad, but it has yet to reach Fiat Multipla levels of DO NOT WANT.