So, Bob Dole was just really, really worried for all of those years?

A large part of that enduring popularity is due to the immense amount of talent that worked on and for the show - and that the producers made a deliberate attempt to avoid anything that would date the show. Seriously, NONE of the situations or jokes are out of place, even though they’re fifty years old!

Also, her twitter was adorable.

And yet Kirsty MacColl never will. *sob*

I do like that this whole situation is so absurd that your subconscious wouldn’t even allow you to write the remixed quote, but instead defaulted to its original.

Cover him in pineapple and ham to be as truly disgusting as he is.

Well, he clearly had very little dating experience, and didn’t realize she was that young, and was fairly stunted himself. And got a lot of his ideas about sex from watching porn. Also, she was the aggressor in most of their interactions, even though she didn’t want to be in that position. I enjoyed it- both…

I wonder that myself. I’m 27, and I don’t see the appeal young women have on older men. I prefer to date my age, give or take three years or so. I don’t know why thirty-something men want to date college-age women. It makes no sense to me.

My most recent attempt at writing fiction stalled after I described my protagonist’s five cats.

True. Baseline douchebag is a tough one to get by.

If this guy had been anyone other than the CEO of Ticketmaster nobody would have batted at an eye at his tweet.

I miss the old AV Club

When Clarence Thomas denied he ever watched porn, I was yelling at the screen, “you lying motherfucker, I’ve rented it to you.” If I hadn’t gotten fired for taking a week off to shoot pictures of my boyfriend’s band on tour because I was an irresponsible 18-year-old, I’d have sent his rental history to the Washington…

Pretty she was considered for Thurman Merman.

Missing Dubya now seems to me to be like missing scarlet fever after finding out you have brain cancer. 

BTW, thanks for giving me the ol’ “old school marketers” line, not hilariously patronizing at all.

Let me know if you need help with those clouds.

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To be fair, the Hateful 8 set a historically low bar to surmount.

Bridge of Spies is excellent.