He looks like Seth Myers drawn by a right-handed person who is drawing with their left hand, and looking at their left hand in a mirror.

Also, I think it’s key that the interior of Agatha’s house is clearly totally not matching the exterior - because Bewitched was one of those shows you could map out the interior against the exterior pretty precisely. It’s the first show I noticed that there was no way there was an audience, because they regularly…

I actually did see the Munsters comparison more than once. Funnily enough, I didn’t really even notice HOW Munsters-like it was until I listened to it again, after reading the comparison. And woah - it really is.

Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait wait. Wait.

Wendy Malick is a huge star in my imaginary universe. 

I’ve always been aware of the character, and read all I could about Shazam over the past ten years, because the whole tangled legal history of the name appeals to my obsessive brain, and also because I didn’t discover Neil Gaiman until relatively late in life, and truly, deeply loved “MiracleMan”.

What’s so hard to spell about Xtapolapocetl??

To feed IT the occasional gangster? To feed HER the occasional gangster! Also, the occasional bikinied sunbather.

For me it’s more “Why would you want to jump right to looking like a late 18th century robber baron? Or a Smith’s (cough drops) brother? But that’s just me. I think I’m over it now, and would be happy to see anyone’s facial hair, anytime, anyplace, anyhair.

Hmmm not totally sure what you’re getting at here. But I’ll star it anyway :)

And on how public it is.

I can’t grow a long bushy one, and I wish I could, even though I probably wouldn’t. But if I don’t have a short beard, my face just doesn’t look right anymore (when I was younger, clean-shaven was fine).

I was wholly resistant to the big, bushy beard movement for the longest time. Maybe it just seemed for the longest time that it went along with a whole smug fashion ethos. “Hipster”? Is that still a thing? Am I imagining that the whole irritating-looking hipster thing was centered around white guys? Almost…

I didn’t usually watch the new episodes until the following Monday, because of my TV buddy’s schedule, and I’m rather proud of myself for having been able to resist spoiling ahead of time for myself. The only thing I saw each week was the AVClub headline and accompanying picture.

You mean spoilers like this time, Smokey IS the bandit??

I think Elvis’s hip movements were the single most controversial thing about him. Because he WAS moving his hips like he was gonna slay some girl’s pussy. 

I think it looks great too. Are you a guy? I am - I think guys might feel differently in general about the subject? But yeah, that beard is awesome and sexy. Also, and I don’t know why this is, but that kind of a big bushy beard on a white guy is an instant turnoff to me. It makes me think “God, what a tool”.

She was surprisingly and admirably candid about the fact that she’d ceded complete control of her career and her finances to her husband Marty Melcher, and that’s what women did, and she didn’t ever express any particular regret about having done so. There were things he committed her to that she didn’t want to do -…

Well, I guess so - 5 years. Pretty impressive.

1. Doris Day: Her Own Story (1976, not 1979) is a great read