Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

They should have paused the game for him to take a lap around the field high fiving the fans.

He really is Judge Smails. But dumber.

That seems a little far-fetched. I assume that the caddies at his clubs mostly call him “Cheapskate”, “Fuckface”, “Shitbreath” or “Jesus Fucking Christ fuck that fucking tiny-hands cheating motherfucker.”

Donald Trump didn’t want to take out a full page ad calling to send the Central Park Five to the gas chamber.  But he felt he owed it to them.

For any person that defends Donald Trump the man, I hope your child someday brings home a person that shares exactly all of his virtue.

The whole piece is bizarrely salty. It reads like it was written by Zion’s uncle or something. Zion didn’t attack after a pick and roll and passed RJ the ball on a must score possesion. RJ missed a pretty good look. With very little time left after the out of bounds, RJ attacked and drew a foul. Doing so in that…

The headlines on Deadspin articless are always so mean and small. Deadspin should write more positive, uplifting stories, like:

This is a single sentence, folks. I kid you not.

And, look, as Tracy Jordan once said, “I don’t want to go off on a rant here . . .,”

“Cheques” was one of the funniest sketches they’ve done in some time

I have a feeling if Dennis likes an episode, it is going to be boring and vapid.

That Electric Shoes sketch was a really good example of how to balance stretching out the joke. They also did a really good job in changing the setup of the replay a couple of times instead of having Kenan just constantly jump to the stage, with especially him having disguised himself as the band member cracking me up…

To this day, I can’t believe that Lorne Michaels ever hired Luke Null.  It’s troubling.

Bah, I’ll show them! I’ll Rodney Dangerfield my way back to high school and put on the greatest production of Predator ever! 

Why aren’t these survivors utilizing the vast pool of thoughts and prayers resources that the GOP and NRA sent?

That’s what you get for dancing in John Lithgow’s town. 

They gave you plenty of warning that only the strippers are allowed on stage.

That was my first thought too. I lived in Sweden briefly in 2013, and their healthcare system and access to quality care is exponentially better than ours. 300 crowns (about $45 USD) to see a doctor, and rarely anything else out of pocket. Plus tons of creams, pills, ointments, treatments, etc. that aren’t FDA…

Same reason that free college scares them. No one complains about the “free” education we get through HS, because a HS diploma really doesn’t get you very far these days. But add on those extra 4 years, which might allow the poors to have a chance, and everyone goes nuts because that financial advantage might be taken…