Starbuck died on the way back to her home planet.

Nothing ambiguous about the ending; Bob Newhart, still in Chicago, imagined he was married to her in a wild dream.

Can Splinter cut it out with the lame hit pieces please?

*ahem*

That’s “wives,” Russ.

I don’t know why I laughed so hard when Hader says, “We call ourselves.....the Squad.”

Yeah, Stephens is garbage, but reading Samer’s first couple of emails, I was really confused as to why the hell he’d even publish this. Is he trying to get included in Dead Letter or something?

We really need some leftists out there that don’t come off as angry kids 

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First thing I thought too. The only thing missing on the first 2 emails from Samer is "Sent from my Verizon Razr 4G LTE".

I’m shocked that you would so readily share such a deeply embarrassing exchange.  Do you think you come off as the intelligent one in the above conversation?

Samer, did a colleague hack your account and post this under your name? Why would you actually post this willingly? It’s not a good look.

Congrats, Samer. You managed to make Bret Stephens look more reasonable and likable than you.

[reads opening and first few emails]
Me: Shrug. Stephenson is just gonna consider Samer to be a troll, which to be fair in the context of his original emails, he completely is. These are “Dead Letters” sent to a haughty conservative chud. This isn’t going to go anywhere.

you performed the digital equivalent of sticking your penis out of your trousers. This is very sad, and embarrassing, because (for now) you have so little to show

Wow.

Unfortunately Samer, you did get owned here. Thoughts and prayers. 

As I made clear, I’m not defending Stephenson’s opinions. He’s garbage.

Wait wait wait waaaaiiiiiit a minute. Two things of import are glossed over here:

Good heavens — you send the guy the sort of shallow, witless emails one might expect out of any college humanities freshman ... and you think this exchange somehow makes you look *good*?

So Stephens took the high road and you wrote a bunch of emails that look like they could have been written by an angry 12 year-old, and you actually think that by writing this and copying those emails and publishing them, we’re going to take your side?