No surprise that the Raiders can’t defend against a football play.

Wah wah wah… In 1992, Julius Erving stole my fax machine and then proceeded to give me an unscheduled colonoscopy.  Later I was told he wasn’t even a real doctor, but you don’t hear me whining about it.

No Expanse, Big Mouth, Rick and Morty this year?  

Isn’t it pretty well known that True Detective season 2 suffered from having to be made from scratch in like 9 months? I liked it for what it was though.

I can't imagine a Canadian boxing match being anything more than a tickle fight.

“Not windy enough.”

She should have know he wasn’t Mognolian when he wasn’t trying to tear down the city wall.

My first instinct is to marvel at her willingness to just continue to tweet through it. It’s almost Sisyphean, if Sisyphus was rolling a boulder made out of poop and every time it rolled down the hill it would disintegrate and he had to scoop all the poop up, fashion it back into a boulder, and then try to push it up…

I thought he looked like John Wayne.

It’s always the women with the Can I talk to your manager haircut isn’t it?

Oddly enough, Temujin’s entire empire was built from rage over a perceived slight by Ong Khan, who told him he looked “spanish.”

“What’s the issue?”

This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen today.

Im 100% in favor of players protesting systemic racism, but this is a weird level of transparency regarding a player who batted around .180 last year and pulled a gun on a delivery girl

Should have gone with “Bulls have reached the Boylen Point”

So true. When five time NBA Coaching champion Greg Popovich does something nobody bats an eye, but when an interim coach does it, all of a sudden he doesn’t have the benefit of the doubt.

it was surprisingly decent. I went in with low expectations. I laughed more at the first few sketches than I probably have all season. The C is baffling.

They play the same song. Every time. Some guy starts off slow, and then they build to a crescendo with like 40 people on banjo, and there’s some edison bulbs in the background. It’s like if Dick Wolf started a band.

Yeah I'm honestly not sure what Perkins wants with the Trump jokes. It's network tv, they aren't gonna do anything too biting or aggressive.

There’s always been a likeability to Momoa’s glowering persona (some recent meathead tendencies notwithstanding