David Moyes looks like Drew Magary in 10 years.

He and AP would be quite the 1-2 punch.

After review, the call on the field is overturned. 

he’ll look great in a redskins uniform.  

“I’d rather people get hurt than get rich” is an early leader for next year’s Worst Take of the Year award. 

Thurl Ravenscroft. Seriously, that was his name.

The president’s tweets would be a lot more interesting if he used insults like these. Less “Crooked Hillary is BAD!”, more “Hillary Clinton’s brain is full of SPIDERS!”

Wait, garlic in your soul is bad? Eff that. Garlic is amazing and I would like to have a soul made of garlic if only to keep the vampires away. 

Is every woman in Wisconsin a cutie pie who likes cheese and beer, in their mid-20s with, at least, one kid? And if so, what the fuck am I doing in Cali?

Watership Down, what a cheerful joyous wholesome animation, perfect for Christmas. Next time how about a remake of The Last Unicorn. Somebody already mentioned Grave of Fireflies anyway.

Counterpoints: a) he’s awesome; b) he can support himself for life off of fan conventions; c) he’s awesome; d) he’s easily Outback Steakhouse material; e) your manager at the Wawa said to get back to work

Ho there, distant Cromwell descendant.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

They really should have done a background check on that reporter before hiring him.

#neverforget

The Rapidly-Expanding Glen Davis Now Includes Beef, Rajon Rondo, Chris Paul
Daryl Morey On High Alert

These re-direct ads that take me to what is likely malware “Congratulations!” downloads need to be fixed. ASAP.

I can imagine that he doesn’t ever want to feel like he did that day. 

return man Isaih Pacheco called a fair catch at the Scarlet Knights’s one-yard line on a Northwestern kickoff but dropped the ball and then took a knee, nullifying this year’s new expanded touchback rule that would have given his team possession at the 25-yard line.

I’m trying to wrap my head around this article about Pete Davidson going after Chevy Chase beginning with the words, “We’ve got nothing against celebrities falling in love here at The A.V. Club...”