He was only down there for a few seconds, but his recording device recorded 18 hours of static.

Fans of any team who do trust its owners are idiots. Every owner of every team would shit all over the fans, the city, and all current and former players if they could make a buck from it.

Don’t divide. Unite. 

Hey buddy, Kluwe was a punter, don’t lump him in with the kickers!

It’s all good. Time for Daniel Carlson to take the next step and become a frequent Deadspin commenter.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

Then why do people keep punching me every time i look at it?

O-Tay!

Yup, these are my victims. 

Keep in mind we are just one Mo Williams tackle and the Red Sox acquiring a failed power hitter out of Minnesota, removed from Bill Simmons turning into the second coming of the BTK Killer.

They’d love to replace her with Tammy Loren. Does she know anything about sports? Who cares! She’s a pretty blond woman who talks!

One time my brother threw a quarter 20 feet into the toll tray for the car in front of him because the guy was short 25 cents.

The Nats will show Harper they don’t need him to be the pits!

The towel was immediately crushed out of the park for a grand slam.

I’m surprised she told you about that.

“I must not fear.Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

“The best pasta sauce has three ingredients.”