Hey, that’s racist! I think.

Escalade under 10,000 miles is the early favorite in Vegas.

I see a little three-striped logo on the corner of his jersey that may be making Bill Self a little bit nervous about this particular car, methinks...

I loved loved loved his windup. The fierciest pitchers to me have the most seamless windup and release. Maddox, Buerhle, Tim Hudson, Pedro Martinez. But Halladay’s was better

I know he’s totally incapable of feeling shame, but I hope that dickbag Michael Felger saw some of this coverage and at least realized there’s no way so many people will be sad when he finally kicks the bucket.

“currently sort of down German club, Schalke”

Technically speaking, this doesn’t really matter a lick. This is very much a Portuguese B-team competing against an America C-team, and we’re so far away from the U.S. playing games that actually matter that nothing that happens on the pitch...

Torgo? Is that you?

“Just wanted to more formally apologize for me email earlier.”

Who the fuck is Nev Schulman?

He, like many, probably lost faith in this website after Clark the Cub failed to clear 75% in the 2014 Hall of Fame vote.

I dōn’t sēē whāt thē prōblēm īs?

Drunk and looking for a fight? He’s a pregnancy away from the Irish Triple Crown.

I’m proud of Hope Solo for coming forward with this, but I shouldn’t be surprised. This is not the first time she’s shown us what an asshole looks like.

You mean awesome like very large, right? Like a kaiju?

He is fucking lucky to be alive

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

Cool. Challenge him. Or a person of similar physique. Do please report back!

We have the option of: