Oh, sweet tapdancing Christ.

Ok but where was the proposal everyone was actually waiting for?

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

It’s a good thing the Astros won otherwise Yasiel Puig would have invoked his right of Prima Nocta.

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

“The women’s college gymnastics preseason training is well underway.”

Show been trash sine #skip left anyway

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

“Jerry Rodshoffer. 945 Summit St.

The NY Post headlines desk suffered a series of erection-induced strokes at the thought of the Ball vs. Wall matchup

Yeah, that is some impressive shit. Still just a regular day for Jim Tomsula, though.

Are you saying the minnow has been lost?

All aboard the Giannis MVP Bandwagon!

Watching Giannis on/off the court is one of the few things that still inspires joy without caveats to the unguarded, non-cynical side of me. Truly, he is a freak in that regard.

LaVar, seriously: you’re embarrassing yourself right now

I have 12 pair of my own shoes. I have purchased them over the last 15 years. There are many dozen pair of shoes in the world but these are mine. Without my shoes I am nothing. Without me my shoes are nothing.

“You don’t even have your own shoe.”

You think saying “you may make tens of millions of dollars at a game I wanted to be good at but was horrible at, but I spent my own money making a shoe that everyone laughs at” is a good own?

(Actually, this would be amazing. Trump steps into the Rose Garden for a press conference, and Beverley is immediately in his face, bumping him, swatting his stupidly long tie from behind, defending the mic...)