I always hear people talk about how Steph Curry’s a threat to hit a shot as soon as he crosses halfcourt. Giannis is a threat to dunk as soon as he crosses the three-point line. And now that he’s stronger and he’s tightened up his handle, HOW DO YOU STOP HIM FROM DOING THAT?

I’m going to wish every Trump mouthbreather who says, “We’re only saying Merry Christmas now!” a “Joyous Antetokounmpo”.

My wife and I have been passionate about education being a gateway

Chris Long seems like a pretty good dude.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

I like Dan Jones. He has the Daniness of Dan Brown, but doesn’t skimp out on the Jonesiness of Alex Jones.

The assailant was seated in section 541, row 24, seat 10.

Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

I’m pretty shocked by this. Every time I think I can get a handle on how people behave at football games something like this comes along and just makes me second guess humanity. I’m just at an absolute loss.

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As a Cub fan I know that curses don’t exist. But, the Youppi Curse lives!!!!

Stolen from random on Twitter: “You can take the Nationals out of the Capital, but you can’t take the Capitals out of the Nationals”

You know what the funniest thing is? Fox paid $400M for this and the next World Cup rights. Enjoy your nobody audience in the US. That’s $200M definitely wasted and the Qatar games are going to be on from something like 5 in the morning.

It’s not gel. It’s clay or, maybe, pomade. I can’t even take you seriously.

Jay Cutler used to be one of the better...quarterbacks in the entire league.

All of the Cowboys wives/girlfriends just invested heavily in American flag apparel.

Man snorts cocaine in Miami.

THIS AARON RODGERS, HE DOES IT IN DALLAS SO MUCH, I CALL HIM DEBBIE.

Brandon Saad had a hat trick in his Blackhawk re-debut