C’mon man, you saw all those hits he took last year? He don’t remember shit.

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

There is no way someone hasn’t recognized her. There is something larger at play here and the whole thing stinks. Someone has to be protecting her identity, because there’s loads of evidence, especially since the security footage is pretty clear. WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING HER?! The circle of lies keeps curling out. …

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

Dude, Kato!

Reminds me of this:

Taxes, 401K, agent fees, union dues, money manager, deferred payments.

Awww you’re no fun.

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

Fear not Jon, I’m sure Nacho Man will soon be exposed as a virulent racist and/or a bad parallel parker.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

People have a right to protest. That is the bloody essence of America.

Which can be countered with: “That Constitution you claim to uphold? Yeah, you can’t really pick and choose which parts of it you respect. This really is one of those “all or nothing” deals and if you fire me for exercising my 1st amendment rights, I’m going to sue your ass.” That’s the American way. And I hope to…

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.