They better be on the ball with that blob-child goo-man research.

He has no point. He just wants her in a controlled environment (i.e. his own show). Also, she didn’t “write a horseshit columnn.” She wrote a feature using words that came out of Minihane’s own mouth and presented it in the context of the Red Sox’s long history of marginalizing large swaths of the city. This wasn’t…

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

You’re probably too young to remember that you should have just posted video of Norm MacDonald’s ESPY hosting instead.

I wasn’t invited (nor would I go) but I am pretty sure I couldn’t fit inside the building:

i‘ve never been this offended

If tacos and hot dogs are sandwiches, then so are folded slices of pizza. Is that the America you want to live in?

Taco a sandwich? That’s some InfoWars level food take bullshit.

Lunacy.

I thought using “LaVar Ball” canceled out “Fuck”. English grammar is so confusing.

I’m going to have it added to my Lena tat.

“Micro-scandal” makes me feel like going to the nearest Whole Foods and slapping the first person I see.

To be fair, if I had to live with Lena Dunham I’d also be hostile and drinking my own piss.

Thank God OBJ didn’t fuck her.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

You can’t work for a guy named Shanks and have any perceptible feeling of job security. Same goes for anyone working for ESPN President Bill Turnsonyou and CNN Head of Infotainment Murray Trapdoor.

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Dad?