The announcers’ reaction during the slow-mo replay of the ball disappearing into the dome was priceless and made me grin like an idiot.

Given the very dark place that our country currently is in, I’m just relieved that Nazi dinosaurs were not involved:

Ahhhhhhh, FUCK!

Now, a Ghüs and Friendo set?

And with that, we have Deadspin’s first article this weekend that comes even somewhat close to touching on Leicester’s victory celebration yesterday.

You get paid for this?

Related question: does one put on their resume that he worked for a Gawker-affiliated site, not to mention the site that ultimately took down the entire conglomerate?

So, who’s first in line to punch A.J. in the nuts? Burneko? I'd bet Burneko.

Could we please take up a collection so that we can put out a bounty on the guy/woman/howler monkey/Island of Dr. Moreau creature who is sitting by the main camera and has been howling, incessantly, throughout the game?

People! We got this all wrong! Consider: Ted Cruz:

“Friends hang sometimes, my penis does forever.”

I don't see the problem, here. Real simply fixed the glitch.

In hindsight, ESPN’s botched report makes perfect sense: it was filed by Chris Broussard. (Yes, I know it makes no sense. But I stand by it.)

Wait, is that actually a thing? Or do you just have mad bullshit skills?

“Stan”, on the other hand, is a fantastic song.

The Lion Queen and Princess of Mongo seem like precursors to The Jungle Queen from The Maxx:

The Kid-Judge outhouse interaction at the end of Blood Meridian is widely interpreted as the Judge raping the Kid. So, yeah; not the best example to cite to back up your point about antigonists going soft (no pun intended).

The story of my life, man.

Fire Paul Petrino, but vote for Pedro.