Best impression of Frank Semyon from True Detective S.2 I’ve heard since the finale.

I heart you. +1

Context, ho . . . .

+1. But I would have gone with the French New Wave angle:

I’m a big Danny Brown fan, and even I have to admit he’s all over the place, quality-wise. I’ve seen him three times, now, and he is an incredibly inconsistent performer. Twice, I’ve seen him absolutely kill it, and the other he was boo’ed off stage, leaving Skywalker to spin Waka Flocka for the remainder of the set…

He just does a ton of fake drugs and works on his arms and genuinely believes that this is all going to be an emotionally moving part of Ray Velcoro’s story.

So, is everyone at Deadspin still employed? Looks like other Gawker-affiliated writers are not so lucky (presuming “lucky” is the applicable term): http://www.mediaite.com/online/fired-g…

I agree. But I’m afraid that you’re on your way back to The Greys with that unctuous tone, good sir.

Awesome. +1. But unfortunately you soon will be served with legal papers by a member of SeaOrg.

I totally buy into the match-fixing theory. Check out this report from Interpol (Interpol!) on the issue. It’s ridiculous how wide-spread it is in international sports, and even more surprising how little people know about it.

Just spitballing here.

STILL no Cowherd article? Shit’s getting ridiculous.

Hi. Great read, but I’m commenting here because Deadspin crossposted this (excellent) article, yet checked-out from the office at like 2:30 EDT. I get that Craggs is their boy and they are in mourning, but can you light a fire under their asses to get an article out on Colin Cowherd’s firing, please? Thanks; much…

Guys! Cowherd got canned 3 hours ago, and no post! This is is so fucking weak!

Here’s HuffPost’s take: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gawker-r…

Coincidentally, the crying child in the video also goes by “Billy”.

I saw that guy in an episode of Danger 5, drinking a perfectly mixed Bangkok Sunrise!

So, what you're saying is that JPP won't be as explosive off of the line this year, right?

And just to clarify that, I have never drank it.

Whoa. I am in no way making this up and no snark is involved: I swear on the lives of my children that, until this article, I had thought that Chimay was some sort of fortified wine, like a cheap port.