I've said it before and I'll say it again: Best. Tournament. Ever.

It's too early to be groaning so loudly. +1

Challenge accepted. And failed miserably.

So we're all clear on this, it wouldn't be okay if someone wrote, "Greg Howard is Deadspin's best writer and flashiest race-baiter!," right?

Whoa. I knew Cowboys fans were slow on the uptake. But this is ridiculous.

Deep cut, that.

Best. Tournament. Ever.

I'm so confused. What if a TRUTHER actually speaks THE TRUTH? My entire universe has been turned inside-out.

As a soccer/football/whatever fan who idolizes the USMNT and wishes nothing more to see a World Cup Championshp in my lifetime, I am ALL for this. THIS is the hill upon which every fan, team, and country —- worldwide —- should choose to make their last stands.

My local haunt absolutely erupted. I can't even imagine what it must have been like to be there in person.

Get ready to see the falling-off-the-chair shot about a thousand times over the next few weeks, including in the "One Shining Moment" montage.

For a depressingly large group of actuarial soccer fans, this season's thrilling edition of the duel between temporally and cosmically entwined superstars Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi has mainly served as another set of cudgels to club down the other's reputation and legacy.

Thanks for the tips, narc!

I hope his motor is okay!

Meanwhile, those who jump on Wocka Flocka beats unfortunately continue to do so with impunity. I'm looking your way, Lil B.

When reached for comment about Delance's de-commitment, SAE's ex- house mom stated the following: http://tinyurl.com/mx7uhzo

This surprises me. The last time that a Gore pulled out of anything, it took a 5-4 Supreme Court decision to convince him that it was the correct move.

Should you buy this thing? HAHA NO!

As someone who played keep for years (and still do in rec leagues) this makes me cringe. Ugh.

Not to be pedantic, but no one can "win" a settlement. The parties settle, and then absolve each other of wrong doing in a joint release.