Thanks for the tips, narc!

I hope his motor is okay!

Meanwhile, those who jump on Wocka Flocka beats unfortunately continue to do so with impunity. I'm looking your way, Lil B.

When reached for comment about Delance's de-commitment, SAE's ex- house mom stated the following: http://tinyurl.com/mx7uhzo

This surprises me. The last time that a Gore pulled out of anything, it took a 5-4 Supreme Court decision to convince him that it was the correct move.

Should you buy this thing? HAHA NO!

As someone who played keep for years (and still do in rec leagues) this makes me cringe. Ugh.

Not to be pedantic, but no one can "win" a settlement. The parties settle, and then absolve each other of wrong doing in a joint release.

I can respect that.

You, sir, are my hero. Stouts are the best, bar none. Anyone who says otherwise has had their tastebuds irreparably damaged by the over-hopped IPAs that all the kids are drinking nowadays.

+1

Ha!

Thank you for explaining the joke for future readers/possible commenters. It is much appreciated.

Between last night's Bulls victory and this trade, things are coming up Chicago!

Well played, good sir. Well played.

Forget looking like Ellen. When did Simmons turn into an actual ventriloquist's dummy?

If I had a mustache like that, I'd wear a t-shirt advertising my shame, too.

That's in Beverly, though, which is basically the most "north side" neighborhood south of Cermak. That still may not mean all that much, but hey, it's a start.

At 1:09 a.m. Tuesday, a woman told police that after she pulled into her driveway a man who she didn't recognize and was later identified as Janes chased her into her house, banged on her door, yelled obscenities and threatened her husband....

Horton Hears a Hick