Flores went on the Sedano and Stink radio show tonight and mostly tried to downplay the "beef," explaining that it was simply a low-hanging joke that was "all in good fun," and that the two are obviously not going to fight.

"1-2-3 ... six weeks!"

[I]n almost all cases in which you are not Skyping with your goldang hipster grandchildren with their dadgum Intendo Whees and hippity-hop or whatever...

Rosenbloom column in The Trib, postulating that the spelling of Teuvo's name foretells doom for the Hawk's season, coming in 3, 2, 1 ....

Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes!

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

Well, someone is having their tongue ripped out today.

I like this tactic; it kind of makes criticizing officials' calls a group exercise in that it forces people to look at the tape, instead of just listening to gripes from a coach or manager. I hope coaches, managers, and players in other sports adopt it.

Can the critics who review a movie directed by Vaughn please mention that he also directed Layer Cake, instead of just Kick-Ass or an X-Men film? Layer Cake is, far and away, his best movie, and it frustrates me that it gets no love.

/how I read it; how I prefer it.

And all of a sudden, Rex is Greggggggggg's favorite coach.

"You don't need to score to grab your nuts."

Terrible news to wake up to. RIP, Ernie. Addison and Clark is a darker corner without you.

I know the feeling. But I get especially embarrassed when I'm caught shaking my own hand. Particularly when the person catching me is my mom.

Can we please call this "Wedgeghazi"? "Wedgegate" already is stuck in my mind as the time that my salad at Morton's was served sans bacon, despite assurances that bacon would play a key role in the dish.

But may we twirl toward freedom, Tim? May we?

Oh, come on, now! It's not like this is a new excuse. Job used it over 5,000 years ago!

To paraphrase a very eloquent reaction to the Packers' loss, "And look it! Now they have a sign!"

+thousands of maurading nomads

This, truly, was Gronk's "Rain in Spain" moment.