Well, that was the joke, with the Lane Tech, Morris, Luther, Marist, etc. But good on you for missing it altogether!

Don't look at me! That's downstate.

It begins!

No snark. Congrats, Tim!

After watching the video, I finally know what is real as fuck: terrible photoshop.

"Profoundly cogent and moving."

Perch, please. With a cup of chowder to start, potato pancakes on the side, extra rye bread, and an Old Fashioned to drink. Brandy, and make it sweet. Thanks!

Absolutely. And it definitely is a good thing that we all can have a good laugh at these jagoffs' expenses, as opposed to the alternative.

I understand what you're saying, but I disagree. And I think your counterfactual highlights a point I was (not very eloquently) trying to make: we have no idea what would have happened, but it probably would have been bad. They could have had a beer. They could have fought. They could have had a beer and then…

No one was getting shot here.

+ Tre

EDIT: DELETED! Chattygal beat me to it because she has excellent taste.

Man, I really want to like the sour beers, but I just can't get into them.

Was reminded of this musical skit last night:

I have a theory that any holiday song is exponentially better when played by a classical jazz master/ensamble. Exhibit A:

http://m.sadtrombone.com/

Dammit, Ley! I clicked on the headline fully expecting a thorough review of Shaq's new album. That's blatant false advertising!

I laughed out loud and now my boss is angry with me. Thanks!
+1

Said it before and I'll say it again: Best soap opera ever.

"The hottest."