Wow. This thread is a microcosm of what’s wrong with contemporary American liberalism as a comprehensive political movement.

What conservatives don’t get is that their very brand of political ideology is built upon status quo. Because that’s literally where the term conservative comes from. Every instance where they call for the status quo, for quiet inaction from everyone, for things to just stay ‘neutral,’ they’re espousing their…

This... was not my best take.

Go sober up and watch it again. Because you should be made to watch it over and over and over as punishment for this stupid comment.

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

“Evolution is meritocracy.”

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

This inexorable frittering of getting to third, getting sent back to second and juggling the two infinitely is triggering some serious ptsd from my high school dating life.

“MLS is bad because it’s structured to avoid financial collapse that befall clubs in Europe and isn’t designed to push power and wealth to the very top clubs.

“MLS sucks because all the players are bad”

Tried this before, but then it was all “Jesus, Cariad! All he did was touch your belly!”

Eh, they’ve owned the Jets for years now...

A Seahawk goes to the air and disaster ensues. What else is new?

As a businessman I’m torn. Trump is a complete jackoff who truly has no fucking idea how a government runs let alone how to run one. I hate him and his fucking dipshit kids. I hate the assholes in his administration. I particularly hate his supporters.

I have been reading through both those transcripts, and man, is it comedy gold. I mean, my favorite part is where Turnbull spends a good 75% of the call explaining to Cheeto Benito that he can vet the immigrants before taking them into America and then Trump goes, yes this is terrible, but what if I were to vet them…

You mean a friendly, right? A friendy sounds like a awkward handjob from someone you have an otherwise platonic relationship with.

I had that exact thought as well. “IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!”

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

I was.pissed they shot that skull. Yeah let’s just fuck up one of the greatest things in history.