I’m 43. I’ve never once used a fly. I don’t understand what’s so hard about just pulling down the front of your underwear.

I’m 43. I’ve never once used a fly. I don’t understand what’s so hard about just pulling down the front of your…

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

please stick to basketball and social issues. you don’t know anything about peekaboo

Boy! Every Single UndeRhandEd Thing On DRIves to the hoop Negates King james’ YOlo UndeRpants OVulAtion cunniLingus Turtle shINE!

Game 4 is Sunday.

Who will advance?
Go to hell! This blog is over.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

PS - I have met the Muppets (set visit for filming of Muppets Most Wanted) and meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet. I am not kidding. I almost cried.

“Where can I get some of that? Asking for a friend.”

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.

Very Low End IKEA: Less sturdy than Target furniture. Also, end tables cost $5.

Very Low End IKEA: Less sturdy than Target furniture. Also, end tables cost $5.

replace those IKEA pieces with something at least a little sturdier.

replace those IKEA pieces with something at least a little sturdier.

I am not a sommelier, but I have been wine tasting all over the world (and, believe it or not, Yuma, Arizona, which is not in this world). I have tasted very expensive wines but both my wife and I have decided we can get a very good wine for a lot less. One of the keys is to learn how to describe what you like—not the…

He’s not saying democracy is a bad thing, you fucking dipshit. He’s saying that sometimes democracy produces unfortunate side effects, such as the fact that dipshit xenophobes get to spout off about their dipshit xenophobic beliefs in a public forum. I’m sure HamNo fully understands that this is the price we have to…

let’s rank sports sounds, shall we?

Old habits die hard, I guess. But if the team really wanted this behavior to change, shouldn’t they have named themselves Atlanta Delta?

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you HOLY SHIT THE GROUND IS MOVING WHAT THE FUCK RUN

Almost nothing in this whole world makes me angrier than when one of you tells me how I should cut my God damned sandwiches.

Always cut your burger diagonally