So we're defending a college student for speaking terrible English? Why exactly is it okay to make fun of rednecks for speaking incorrectly but Ebonics are fine?

She isn't entirely incorrect. The use of double negatives, improper conjugation of verbs, and lack of grammar is startling for a college student.

Ok, now that Ditka is awake, can someone stuff a sock in Chris Carter?

He was dreaming of attaching balloons to his house and flying away.

Yeah, I hope Craggs is trolling, because San Fran is pretty cool.

Sorry, but the title of "America's most overrated city" will always belong to New York. Yes, it's a great city — but no city could possibly live up to the hype.

"Hey Jason, great game, I'm Gordon from Sesame Str..."

I would definitely go out of my way to piss on Papa John.