I’m almost exactly in your boat (ex-mil and history major), except I’m not Native American, I’m Hispanic. I call bullshit on your whole rant. I don’t want to regurgitate what the other commentators said, you can read them on your own, but they are all valid points.

Horizon and Doom look awesome

To be fair, Luke never once said anything about abandoning the site. Just stated what was said. Like literally 80% was quotes. So take YOUR asshole self out to the wood line, you’ll be late for the cross burning.

I’ve been waiting on a new fight night for years. Maybe one year...maybe one year

For real. It’s cringy af to see them all coming out like they fell into a damn chest full of surplus equipment from the past 50 years. Yeah bud, I’m sure your LBV full of candy and one extra mag will help overcome the “tyranny” of the government.

No, we (should have) signed contracts so we got our pay coming in, regardless. They could break contract but I imagine we would still get paid.

At least we get Yakuza Kiwami. Finished 0 and can’t wait for the next.  

That’s more than fair, but even if we speak in perfect Japanese many natives will still be taken aback, so I don’t think it was you to blame. I truly believe had you asked for “1 map please” in perfect Japanese, they may still have been confused. 

Could be a few things, surveillance and peeping tom joke, for ex

LMAO to be fair I bet the first thing he thought was, “チーズ” which obviously sounds almost exactly alike to 地図. Considering that you were a foreigner, his initial thought probably was that you were speaking English and was taken aback wondering wth this guy is adamantly asking for cheese. But that is a heck of a funny…

Humans barely have the robotics to climb stairs, no chance they make one to deal with the terrain here. Mountainous and forested like a mofo

Same, except my mom and the backroads away from anything

You have to have the restraint of a saint. I would never be able to try either options unless I was around a fire and happen to find a stash of eggs. Go to store, buy, come back and then roast; nope, will be gone by the end of the parking lot or before the fire starts. The only roasting that would be going on would be…

Your “past/future is a lie” is something I’d have to research more into but seems to make sense at the time of this post.

So you acknowledge now that it’s not just some “flu”; should say it then. Don’t cover it up with a joke; especially after being on your high horse for a good bit. Help enlighten others like those who backed you up.

I think his point is if it can truly be in the uncanny valley if the actual baby yoda we all seen in the show was an animatronic and not a 3D rendering; thus, can a puppet recreation of a puppet be in the uncanny valley? That or I read too deep into it lol but it’s a damn good question in which I will say that no, it…

Do it like pachinko, give them a “very special” pack of gum that someone outside of the arena would pay thousands for lol

“Drown your sorrows”, more like, “nice, I saved me some money since I was going to be here anyways”. But also she is friends with the bartender, she could probably get a refund or at least credit maybe for another day if she didn’t feel like drinking

If this thing had a smash and mario party port I would buy it immediately. lol

Catching up on funbag since I moved overseas but you should watch “Mystery Science Theater” if you haven’t heard of it already.