Goes down, smooth.

He’s also previously said his favorite band is Rage Against the Machine without any sense of irony that he is in fact the machine we are raging against.

And...

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45 and 45 BMI deserve each other.

And congratulations to you, too, Brian! You’ve just accurately described how health insurance works!

Your characterization of this as Trudeau “boasting” that he “wanted to beat the shite out of an indigenous person” is an extreme misrepresentation. First, it was a charity boxing match - no one was going to get hurt. Second, he described Brazeau as the perfect foil to the “rich, pretty boy, urban elite” image his…

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”

Maybe the President - who functions as the spokesman for the nation - should not announce major policies on a platform limited to 140 characters.

I’ve mentioned this a few other places, but it really fries my taters that Trump announced this ban on the 69th anniversary of Truman’s Executive Order to desegregate the military.

I’m pretty certain that in America we worship money, and that the Constitution of this country explicitly states the government has no role or say in how religion is practiced, if at all.

Aaaaaand I’m bringing this out of the greys because it is so impeccably out of place.

For real. This is a sociopathic level of fuckery.

You know what I also do sometimes? If there’s a salad on the table, sometimes I just dump some salad right onto the pizza and fold it up and eat it like a freak. Salad pizza is always better than it sounds.

David’s girlfriend, right here.

But what is comedian Doug Stanhope’s opinion? you forgot to get the opinion of Bisbee’s most famous resident?

The fights were just like professional MMA fights. The children entered to music ...