Yeah, it totally sucks having eye issues and people thinking you’re just an asshole.

Maybe she was hungover? Don’t know why we care about the detail so much.

So I’m a Shakespeare freak with an English degree and I fucking LOVE this movie. It’s flawless. It’s a brilliant adaptation, and we need to give Baz Lurhmann all the credit in the world for making a movie with Shakespearan dialogue that teenagers (and, you know, everyone else who isn’t a heartless shell) actually want…

Though I was too young for this movie when it first came out, I always remember a high school friend telling me this story about her mom. Her parents went to see Romeo + Juliet when it was in theaters, but didn’t like it very much. She complained that she couldn’t understand a word the actors were saying because the…

Love this movie. I particularly enjoy the clever modern adaptation (Longsword is the name of a gun, for example and “Prince” is the head of police) and I ADORE the opening spiel where it starts as a newscaster as Chorus and goes to the priest doing the intro.

Well, inside the shirt is probably better than elbow, but elbow is better than hand because you aren’t getting the gook on that thing you use to touch everything else, including the stuff everyone else also touches. Like doorknobs.

Do it. You will not regret it.

Notice how two other people chimed in, and you have no stars on your ridiculous bullshit?

Yeah, that’s what that last sentence is about.

This video is right up there with my favorite one.

Pete Souza, the White House photographer, needs to do a coffee table book of President Obama and kids. He has reams of fantastic pictures of POTUS having fun with little people.

So is Ted Cruz.

Eh, plenty of fathers don’t care about kids, even their own. I think President Obama just has a really soft spot for children. He seems to light up around them.

Ability to get in the White House?

This tiny Superman still has bigger hands and ___ than Trump.

He seems to absolutely love children. Every picture I have seen of him with kids just warms my heart.

Dear god I needed this.

The guy has been involved with Scientology off and on for a long time. I think you overestimate his prudent good judgment considerably.

Tony Ortega was writing about the movements of Tommy Davis back in May: http://tonyortega.org/2016/05/27/is-scientology-using-tommy-davis-to-get-aussie-billionaire-james-packer-back-in-the-fold/