I was hoping for this

“This is an incredible limo. It’s bulletproof—you can’t destroy it. So when I talk to even people from the other side, they’re trying to order our limo. They like the fact that you can’t destroy it it. I said, “How would it do in battle with your limo?” They say, “Well we have one problem—we can’t destroy your limo.”…

To help offset the cat toxicity of this post, here is a basket of puppies.

the identities of which aren’t known

“Ancient Minoans died like a couple of cretins.”

Not sensationalist enough. Try “Bodies found under Olive Garden”

(looks up Bugatti colors on website,checks off “prosthetic limb beige”,hits “order”).

The evil part of my brain really wanted to see it hit a pothole and disintegrate.

I didn’t understand a fucking word of that - but am still very impressed. 

I’m taking this news rather hard. Even with stiff competition from the Internet, I never thought this day would come.

Thats Septa Shame Shame

SAY IT, GERMAIN

Fun fact: Gutta-percha refers to a natural latex made from the sap of the tree of the same name. It is in fact a very good electrical insulator, and was widely used well into the 20th century when it was replaced by synthetics like polyethylene.

Just wanted to leave this here!!!!

I couldn’t t care less about Metrosmith but these Aerovans are cool. 

This really has to be an all time great reply to someone you don’t know on the internet trying to tell you what to do with your life. 

My 8-year old daughter wants me to take her to see it, and all I can think of is the trailer made me feel sad in ways I haven’t felt since my Dad died.