Sweden, thank you. 

But life is more fun if you anthropomorphize everything.

IDK my high school teacher dated a student like the minute after she graduated. He was maybe 30-35 and she was 18. Of course, they said the relationship started AFTER she graduated, but that is likely BS.

Make good decisions, people!

“And by “literally” I do not mean “figuratively.””

There used to be a Krispy Kreme on my hospital rounding route so soon after it opened I stopped to pick up a dozen for the nurses at my first stop. They gave me a free donut fresh off the lne. I later learned they do that for everybody, but I thought it was because they had just opened. This had two effects:

If you go to someone’s house for dinner, it’s poor etiquette to *not* eat what has been served.

It amazes me that we can have both Stephen Hawking and these morons living during the same period in time.

I can’t believe she actually has her sandal in her hand. My wife’s hispanic and we always joke about her breaking out the chanclas, but she’s never actually pulled off her shoe!

One of my coworkers told me she won’t try bacon due to religious reasons.

I, on the other hand, refuse to try religion due to bacon reasons.

Exactly this. Many people have absolutely no concept of how speeds that might feel slow in a car are actually pretty darn fast in terms of human locomotion.

Without context, these videos ARE AWESOME.

The person you are replying to has died from lack of hope.

The “challenge” is an interesting social phenomenon, being basically a modern-day manifestation of the “dare,” but issued to the public rather than to an individual. Now I have some very bad ideas for challenges...

Nonono, please encourage them, this is hilarious.

She lived in Canada while filming Suits. My Canadian friends all use the term ‘courgette.’ Perhaps that’s why she uses it. Better than ‘corgi,’ which my sleep-deprived / not-yet-caffeinated brain thought when I first saw the word!

I’ll give you an alternative hypothesis your prejudiced mind wouldn’t think of. The kid is 17. He lives at home. He is probably autistic. I can see the story. Kid spends too much time on the internet. Parents cut off wifi, give him only cell data. He runs out and they say too bad. He needs it.

He goes around trying to…

I would catch the show every now and then and thought it was pretty fun. I always thought the hate was unwarranted.

Remember back when we could star an article? Those were good times. Nice article, David.

Agreed. My opinion of him declines every day he gets further from his Jalopnik days and closer to being crawled up inside an infotainment center. It’s a friggin’ performance car, who gives a shite about hearing 10 minutes on the bizzarely giddy ramblings of a man who discovered you can monitor your dog’s heart rate in…