I am a teacher (High school math, formerly English and History), and I cannot find this amusing. I remember being 9 and getting mad when a teacher was wrong. Germany isn’t landlocked Mrs. Hampton!

Technically that is what a rocket is doing. It’s just completely ignoring the whole atmospheric lift phase of flight and powers through instead.

How can you wait for something to happen then say you’ll be the first to do it? It’s like a Trumpism. “If people start building electric supercars, then I’ll build an electric supercar and be the first to do it. It’s gonna be electric. Very electric, the most electric. Electric like you’ve never seen.”

If you think this one is great, you should see documents 1 through 609!

So that’s where someone would draw the line on ticketable offenses?

Have cell phones made it to South Carolina yet?

Couldn’t this whole situation have been avoided had he called and informed the police in the first place?

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking a hotdog was traveling at 120mph

“I didn’t get anyone killed because I didn’t discharge a weapon, and because...”

No.

Fuck you.

If you made that call, you are at fault, full stop.

It’s a fucking video game. Get your shit together and be a decent human being, or see yourself into the care of those who will prevent you from harming others over your tiny…

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

It’s even funnier on the opposite end of the spectrum. “How do we market a computer for people who know nothing about computers?” Said the marketing manager in a board room meeting. “HP Thinkbook. It helps you think gooder.” His colleague replied. “Perfect. Print it. Sell it.”

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.