The Model X-men?

Of course; how foolish of me.

That’s ridiculous! Musk has a squadron of fully automated, unmanned mechs to handle that for him.

I guess no, I’m just shocked.

I was under the impression that each Tesla was equipped with a special homing beacon that would automatically summon Elon Musk in his battle-mech-suit to its location if there were any sign of trouble.

“Once they’re lifted, local police reportedly said that the vehicles are dismantled within a couple hours of being purloined.”

I would be impressed if hackers managed to hack these remotely from home and just made them drive themselves to the destination.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Believe it or not, those were one of the best selling cars in my little third world country, we used these little fuckers for everything, from rallying to shopping, the whole family fits in there somehow. Oh the memories in the little uncle’s Suzuki “Forsa” (That’s the name we used for it)

68 year old grandmother daily drives a Raptor, jumps it, nails landing in a swimming pool.

Good on them.

Every kid from the ‘70s understands the principles of gyroscopic stability thanks to Evel Knievel.

I’m genuinely shocked that an Australian pilot asked people to pray considering Australia is the least religious place I’ve ever lived.

Toyota Corolla owned by the accountant of a Russian scrapyard was completely crushed.

Perfect German logic:

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people.