You get all the stars. Here you go:

Considering everything that’s been lost to time, particularly Greco-Roman lost works or the “Great Libraries” destroyed in wars over the centuries, you’d potentially drive yourself crazy thinking like this.

Not enough stars.

Holy Crap!

The only race where the sound of the crashing cars is louder than the sounds of the car engines.

They said they had to make him look so unrealistically grotesque because test audiences found more realistic looking burns more horrifying, to the point it was distracting. In fact, its a well known problem to filmmakers: ever wonder why horror films overdo it on the blood? Its because less blood can actually hit too…

Congratulations, Mr. JayFra, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Ford GT40 which this lovely lady I personally will deliver soon in a few months..........maybe.

Well,you could technically poop in a Range Rover,but it would be a one-time proposition (poop position?)...

Except this is a Formula E racecar, so it doesn’t actually burn any fossil fuels.

Everything about a Cheetah is built for speed:

Good... good... let the pain flow through you.

The dark side of the force in me would rather see her walking barefoot on scattered Legos while giving an interview.

Personally, I don’t care. As long as all the important parts are there. It is all going to be in my stomach within 90 seconds anyway. This article has done nothing but make me hungry, and I can’t leave work yet. It’s on your head when they find my emaciated corpse in the parking lot.

Well I always like to be politically correct, so my cheese is on the top, bottom and middle.

Specially when I use waffles for buns, I like the cheese to melt into the little ‘pockets’.