I think I'm going to puke. Yes, from the content of this article.

Fuckin rad! Can't wait to get mine.

hey, what about girls in wheel chairs?

OMG, I can't hold my head up, someone please carry me to the toilet. I love to eat, but chewing is so tiresome, can someone please invent a chewing helmet for me?

Headline should read: "Skype is over. Everyone please leave quietly."