roughly the same amount of alloy wheel curb rash as a sorority girl’s 328i

“That guy” could be you, for just $65/month (billed for 3 years up-front)!

“I’m sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.”

Well that explains the breakup.

Hate to toot my own horn, but E30 convertible all the way.

I’ve never tried one, so I have no idea.

It’s 2015, for christ’s sake! Who are these kids who want to drive an actual car to learn how to drive?

Sorry, I just can’t take it seriously with that 80s soundtrack.

Read through them all. I’ll take this, please.

Coffee from Burger King Tim Hortons.

This new Fiat 500 Jolly begs to differ.

Tinfoil jokes imbound.

Hey, we sent our valued customers letters saying “this car may kill you.”

Acura headlights + Insight body & grille + Civic wheels. It’s official, Toyota is Honda.

Take a look at this approach; it’s designed so you don’t have to look at the screen at all, just use your hands to touch it.

Just Google it. Most race car owners have a good relationship with their local sign shop - they can help find the fonts and can cut the vinyl cheap.

I vote for the VW Beetle.

It’s not usually a first choice, but the Maserati Boomerang is one of my personal favorites.

Ok, whatever you say.