*smug high-pitched voice* “Just another reason to use Airbnb.”

Has anyone else’s cellular data connection gotten REALLY slow after both updates?

Give the guy some credit. He isn’t like Tebow going from bad in the NFL to bad in A ball. He went from HOF career WR in the NFL to bad at first in MLB. At his age, I’d say that’s pretty damn impressive!

Eat, sleep, train.

Aaron Judge is the kind of ball player you used to make in Create A Player mode on Playstation.

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In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.

The other Jared Diamond wrote a book called “Gums, Germs, and Steel”, which is a textbook on periodontic surgery.  

Harvey is said to have answered his own door in his pajamas

You had me at “extremely blood filled gore fest.” It’s like Ash Vs. Evil Dead with more cars!

Without getting too hyperbolic, I can honestly say without exaggeration that this was one of the NHL playoff series ever played.

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.

Indeed, being that my wife was pregnant, perhaps he assumed that I would allow my new progeny to lay about the leather seats without a diaper spraying the interior with diarrhea.

I’m going to go out on a limb here: there’s not a woman who will read this post who doesn’t already do this.

It’s not the feet that was the problem, it was the snail trail she left behind.

It's a piece of crap. Doesn't work for people with REAL facial hair. The hairs fly everywhere and it's takes really long because you have to constantly go over the same spots. Just use a real razor.

It's a piece of crap. Doesn't work for people with REAL facial hair. The hairs fly everywhere and it's takes really…

This does not explain Stevie looking through the viewfinder of a camera.

Heh not just ethnically. I live in Mumbai.