Dude, how do you think I got wood in the first place?

I've got wood for this.

Hellboy 4: The Search for Hellboy 3

Topical.

About a year before I first posted here, I spent six weeks in a town where the principal form of recreation was juggling really stupid chickens. My hand to God. Stupid chickens. They were juggled.

We will be waiting for it, but not until last week.

Your joy's name is Reginald?

Thank you for using the correct spelling.

Where are the orphan gears?!

But it did have sticks that make you throw up.

Why would he be perspiring from anxiety if he had nothing to lose?

Paging Steve Reich…

Yeah, but in that scene he finally explains what those buttons on his chest do.

It's all on Hulu currently.

He was so busy being a creepy guy he forgot to cure it!

Also, potato salad frequently welches on its debts.

Vegetarian of 20 years here who totally agrees with you. I don't understand why personal life choices need to become other people's concern or problem. I don't eat meat, that's my choice. Why should you give a fuck or have to change your choices because of mine? You shouldn't.

I mean, I've been vegetarian for 20 years and would totally go to a ribs festival if it was with friends, but I sure as hell wouldn't complain about my lack of food options. It's a fucking ribs festival.

Not with those tiny hands, he ain't.

Honestly, I think he's even losing the massive asshole vote at this point, and it's his largest demographic.