Newt is the living embodiment of what stupid people think a smart person sounds like.

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…

Met (?) Drew Magary once. Thought it was some raccoons going through my trash can and turned out to be him!

six urinals to pee in

He wears number 13, so we know he isn’t superstitious.

Cool! Chrysler can bring back the dual quad 426 Hemi! Now if only we can get rid of those pesky safety regs, air bags, what a waste!

That “oh the congress didn’t let him” excuse is kind of thin.

White women voted in favor of Trump 53 to 43 according to exit polls. White men aren’t alone in causing this mess. White women were right along with them as usual.

To CNN for hiring those fucktit douchebag racist fuckfaces to defend Trump:

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

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I think most of the people responding to Ashley’s lament with their terror are likely millenials and almost certainly Democrats. I’m 50 years old, I’ve been in the US military for 25 years. I cannot wrap my head around what the fuck is going on when so many of the people in this country think a guy who isn’t…

I feel so defeated right now. We didnt have a better candidate to put forward. Bernie would have gotten his ass kicked and if you think otherwise i guess you can’t be proven wrong.

You hilariously clicked on an article you didn’t want to read to comment on it, AND didn’t read it at all.

Look, 2016 sucks for a lot of reasons. Donald Trump, Kardashians, North Korea. But a 40 year old British man can stream a game about driving a truck for 5 hours a week and thousands of people watch it, and that gives me hope.

We strongly encourage you to delay selling or deploying your product on the public roadways and until you can ensure it safe. It is insufficient to assert, as you do, that your product “does not remove any of the driver’s responsibilities from the task of driving.”

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

Poor NSX. Trump probably grabbed it by the intake manifold.

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

Are we that surprised that they voted for this when they have the lowest education level?