Dear car, I know I'm close to the next driver up ahead, I'm just about to overtake them. Dear car, I know I crossed my lane without indicating. That's because there's nobody here.

Filling your tires with nitrogen. When gas prices shot up to $4/gallon in 2008, almost all of the snake-oil type places were offering this service for about $10 or more as a gas-saving implementation. To this day, people like my Mom actually thinks this is a good idea. What a load of shit.

Filling your tires with nitrogen. Really? Air is already mostly nitrogen!

I'm going to go with nitrogen-filled tires. Unless you're racing F1, its not going to make a damn bit of difference.

Though, air filters need to be changed on regular basis, the oil change shops really love to rake people over the coals on something that they can do by themselves quite easily. The mark-ups that they put on those parts are just tremendous. I once saw a guy, when he thought no one was looking, sprinkle mulch and…

Pretty tame by FIFA fuckup standards. At least nobody's going to die because of this one.

Most of those calls are coming from rural Virginia, where they've always preferred to wed themselves to Cousins.

"Don't be idiotic, Dom. He was fired for being white."

Seeing as he killed just as many people as Dzokhar Tsarnaev, I imagine the backlash from Bostonians will be just as—HHAHAHAAH who am I kidding

OK you need to stop. You are clearly not trained in this area and don't know what you're talking about, and your use of "well, the ones I see are in the secondary" proves literally nothing. The ones you see in the secondary are b/c those are the ones that make the highlight film so ESPN can have a reason for Berman to…

God, I knew Aaron Hernandez was bad, but this takes the cake.

And this is why, as a Boston resident, I fucking hate redsox fans.

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I think what they should do to punish managers is take every failed challenge and count it as a run for the other side in the All Star Game. That way, even after the game is "over" it still fucking matters.

I'd say the Springfield Monorail was a pretty miserable failure.

Sadly, there is a real chance that chant might have been the greatest moment in Cleveland sports history.

Bryce Harper Sparks Minor Twitter Shit-Talk, Dumber Deadspin Post

Between that and the Rays/Red Sox thing last week, MLB should really just suspend Twitter through 2014.

Freedom of speech should not apply to raysism.

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