What if you split two hot dogs (not all the way through, but most of the way, so they each open and lay flat) to fry it on a skillet, then lay them that (same, open-flat) way between two slices of bread? Sandwich, right?

They kind of screwed up with Quagmire complaining on the phone about Ortiz though a little, considering Ortiz won World Series MVP less than a month ago.