Did he skip the part where it told you not to kill? Or did he misread it? Thou shalt have all kinds of other gods, like Bus God. Thou shalt tattoo graven images of me next to tattoos commemorating your latest killing. Etc. Etc.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

Thank you for providing the REAL reason in the comments ;)

This is definitely what I came here for.

I loved this show so much. I so wanted to be a contestant as a kid. Also I’m pretty sure a percentage of my memory is allocated to just remembering this song.

You know what you have to do! Do it Rockapella!

They’re taking away Scrubs?! BURN IT DOWN

Good riddance to Parts Unknown. What you get when you mix No Reservations with SNL’s Debbie Downer sketch.

looks like they are getting rid of a bunch of good stuff for a bunch of shit.

I hate that Scrubs is going off, it’s my go-to show when there is nothing else on. I could watch that show all day.

Genuinely upset that they are removing American Dad.

So it seems like Netflix is taking away all of my fallback chill shows. Last month was X-files, and now Scrubs.

“Hey Peter! Why don’t you get a Netflix account instead of buying discs?”
“Because nobody will come and take my discs once a licensing agreement runs out.”

Streaming is great...until somebody takes it away.

Awful, awful month. As much as I like House of Cards, it’s the worst.

Bring Back BOB’S BURGERS!

Bob’s Burgers?????

Sherlock series 4 and Doctor Strange, it’s a big Benedict Cumberbatch month on Netflix. And happy to finally get Kimmy Schmidt and Master of None’s new seasons.

If that staff at Florida had actually gone to the cops with what AH (allegedly) was doing, he could have been sentenced to ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY YEARS IN PRISON before he ever had a chance to go pro.

Meyer convinced the Pats (and assumedly told other teams) that AH had just been ‘running with the wrong crowd back home.’ If Meyer had actually done his fucking job and gone to Gainesville Police or FDLE, there’s a good goddamn chance Hernandez would have been in prison long before Odin Lloyd (and probably the two…

Damn. Guy had his whole life sentence ahead of them.

My heart goes out to the families of the victims who now will never get closure.