What do the rules say about those fucking disgusting Mariners uniforms. Holy shit.

Yes, it was jammed into his gaping maw each and every fucking waking day by Big Tobacco.

That would make my tomcat a bro.

I will never not star this photograph.

Chop this, mutherfucker!

I haven’t seen a point guard look that mangled on a bike since Jay Williams.

This seemed way too accurate this afternoon:

Jesus Christ just pretend to fight each other since that's the next step in this middle school soap opera. Fuck.

“So you think Pat Tillman could be a dick”

I feel sorry for the toilet.

#CubsDongsMatter

The guard’s stat line for the game: 0 shots, o assists, 1 rebound.

Seattle Seahawks - Know when to run

But that’s the only thing that worked all game!

Better than anything Drake has ever put out.

The Chase is the stupidest thing this side of the FedEx Cup, but at least in golf nobody can intentionally wreck another guy to end his “playoff” shot. I mean, I guess teams can play spoiler, but in this sport...that’s just problematic. Just go back to points. It’s easy to understand, everyone was fine with it and…

I totally understand I may take flack for this, and I am open to correction, but the guy was moving forward with an awfully large head of steam before throwing that ball. I’m not saying throwing 100+ isn’t impressive. I’m just saying qualifying that with “only a dozen or so guys can do that” isn’t true. You give every…