Maybe file an official complaint that the ceo is defrauding you. 

No. Auto has been better a long time now. Left foot braking and torque multiplication by the torque convter are a thing. Now that the 10spd is used in part to lower low range it's huge. Dunno if the 8spd does the same, but it could as 70mph is pretty much as fast as a fat tire jeep can go. So 1st can be stupid low…

Hellcat is easy burnouts limits torque, this can see a tire wrapped by grippy stone not a small contact patch. Or you know axle deep in sand both front and rear.

Still better than the juke. If I wanted huge outside, tiny inside I’d get a 90s jag, I'd have a luxury car, not literally the worst suv Nissan has ever made.

You say that like I haven't had a turbo work fine offroad. Try sand, it loves boost. More concerned with the 7.7:1 compression ratio. At altitude you *need* boost as that's too low to get it done. 

I’d be more worried that Florida man is going to kill and eat me than pythons or alligator will.

Its ok, the government enjoys instead of jailing people who kill with bridges or condos. 

392 likely blows up a manual w traction.

$4500? To make a jeep normal shitty, not jeep w a manual shitty?

You forgot wet lawn as the 4wd gets stuck there.

Did this once, my crap 88 subaru didn't care. Even with a flat tire from jumping the curb I didn't notice. Bang the rim back round and boom fixed for $0.

Dropped the entire front end of a 1st gen explorer in a Alaskan pothole. After trip of miles of finding potholes, the alignment required 0 adjustment.  So a 1st gen explorer is $34,000 tougher. 

The “i want to spend 3 days in literally nowhere” is covered by tents and a single ocean liner. Everyone else visits London w a day trip to Stonehenge or something. I’m sure every nation has a destination like that. So don’t have a restriction on your choices.

Lierally the same thing w gear ratio difference. Because it’s more expensive otherwise.

1937 called

How will being on fire under a firetruck be cheaper than not being on fire?

Full of Buffalo? That’s what was in taos last visited.

92-95 SHO was a sable from the firewall forward anyway. Those little plastic “lights” covered the actual sable light bar being missing and the bumpercover didnt cover full width.

The literal goat doesn't drink gas, and comes with a leather exterior. Watch the horns during feeding.

OUT next year (3026) of course.