But...it's so pathetically blatant. We're not even a character, we're just a solution. I thought they would at least be SOMEBODY >_>

So...our character is almost literally a Mary Sue. He's the super strong guy summoned by Shenron because he's the guy who can fix everything. Wow.

I feel like the "they're trying to save face" argument is losing value here. If the point is they don't want to coast on its success then a re-release is no different than a remake. It's no less of an attempt to coast on the success of the prior, and it's actually worse, because at least with a remake you're…

behond my nonexistent image editing skills. If we're going to be making fun of swords, then I guesss I have no choice but to submit the sord...

The hell with the gameplay, this was glorious entirely on its own merit. It was like a Pixar short, but with guns, and awesomeness. I'd like to see more of this.

That's the way to do it. Ganondorf is a brick. Best way to play him is to let the enemy come to you.

Ahhhh, I played this about a month ago with a friend. Somehow they managed to find an entire cast of voice actors who not only sounded nothing like their counterparts, but also had never been taught about contractions. While the acting was hilariously bad across the board, I enjoyed the game itself, it was tense, but…

Ganondorf was pretty much confirmed in an earlier trailer via demonic and easily identifiable laugh. They likely just don't want to show him yet because it's Ganondorf.

The thing I noticed most was how annoyingly eager everyone was to share their life story with you. Make me earn these stories damnit! I don't want talking heads I want characters.

I enjoy the Wii U's games, but I laughed anyway.

Or, y'know, gamers who find themselves with only a phone and boredom. Any game that draws a person in is technically manipulating people through the game mechanics. Saying that these particular ones are for weak willed people is silly. I play exactly one of these kinds of games on my phone in sparing times of boredom.…

The Shakas tend to use antidote when THEY get poisoned, so yeah, it's kind of poorly conceived.

If they replaced the Shakalaka/Felyne allies with baby monsters that got bigger and stronger over time then I would never need another game.

It's a fair distance in, but I for one won't be telling you. Maybe someone else will, but it is my personal opinion that it would detract from the experience to be truly prepared for it. Whether or not you find out what the area is, I wish you luck friend.

Almost literally me. I'm not arachnophobic, but that area nearly broke me ;_;

I am of the strict opinion that everyone needs to chill the fuck out on shooting down each other's opinion. The thing about opinion is that none are fact, and thus none are regulated to being right or wrong. They are built entirely from perception, personal experiences, values, etc, so nobody's going to share your…

what kind of dead body can be flushed down a toilet? Does the killer have a mulcher in the bathroom to assist with this process? Because aside from that I'm not seeing it '_'

Noted without comment?

Oh yes, you certainly deserve it. With few exceptions you earn every death in Dark Souls. Something I rather love about it. I don't feel cheated when I die in DS. I think to myself, 'Welp, that's what I get for getting cocky'.