Coins aren't magnetic. She's just a mysteriously sticky woman.

What happens if you need to move a chair?

I'm a computer geek and 16. Whats the Michelangelo virus?

Ant-iHermaphrodite

Can it run Desumue (Ds Emulator)?

One is a game system. One is a phone that can play games.

WWII consisted of no real people.

@schwinn: Cops don't run plate checks on police cruisers.

This looks good enough for me to forget I have a phone. (No sarcasm intended)

What if you lie?

I was expecting at least ONE comment about weed. The commenters are starting to disappoint me lately...

What's this layer of O-Zone? This was never there before!

@Windhawk: They'd have to start taxing orders in the US.

I'll just tape a "Free iPad Case" sign on the side of my van.

Keep it in an old inhaler.

@PN - goopplesoft: Alma is from F.E.A.R.

@Dezerus Richardson: Dethklok already put music into water.

Microsoft could care less.

Either the Large Hardon Collider, or black holes.

Can't wait for the body to reject that one.