Tony Stewart doesn't start fights, he finishes them.

I'm going to stick around in this comment thread, which is sure to be a rational and productive discussion that—

If 12 o'clock is directly in front of you then 6 o'clock is...

It's only fitting that these shirts are %100 cotton.

Holy shit I met my wife in that bar.

If you preorder before game 1, you get a free blackface Halloween costume too.

Here is a man I could pledge my heart to.

It's Dennis Mersereau, obviously.

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I posted this when the story hit a few days ago, but I'll say it again . . . did you HEAR this guy's head hit the floor? Did you freaking HEAR it? The sound is between :09 and :10, and it is horrifying. If you have speakers or headphones, you will be sickened.

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

Dick.

No. At least not without better driver training first. People wander all over in their 12 foot wide lanes now because they're eating, texting, talking on the phone, or any other number of distracting things. That space is what gives me time to react to their stupidity. Take away the buffer and now they're even…

*Throws Flag*

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Jesus, I haven't seen knees collapse like that since Duante Culpepper.

Jay Cutler can only dream of awareness and instincts like that.