Nailed it.

HERE’S THE PROBLEM: Now that BLACK PLAYERS make up only 5% of MLB—down from 30%—Baseball is BORING! When baseball was 30% black, with black guys out on the basepaths stretching singles into doubles, and doubles into inside-the-park-home runs...and distracting pitchers with steals and the threat of steals, the game was…

ADAM SILVER caving to LeBron whining, and JR SMITH diving at Boguts knees, were more responsible for Cleveland winning than LeBron. #Fact

I MUTE MY TV the minute Shaq opens his mouth. ... He prefaces every comment with, “I’m sure ___ (fill in the blank) will agree with me...” Shaq is CLUELESS and BORRRRRRRING. ... The show was much better before Shaq came along and tried to turn every segment into a Shaq-centric episode. ... I see why KOBE, who is…

AND THAT, my friends, is the DEFINITION of “Redacted.”

WHO CARES! ... IT’S NOT LIKE HE’S BLACK!

A “Future” Brown or Steeler? Forget that. This guy is PRESIDENT material. Oh wait; he’s a black man with evidence of a rape. Not a white man who actually committed rape. ... Never mind.

NFL REFEREES (of whom 80% are white) are the problem. They PUT the Rams in the Super Bowl, and show BLATANT FAVORITISM towards New England. The entire country is tired of seeing RIGGED matchups. BLACK PEOPLE had ZERO to do with the ratings. That’s just wishful thinking on behalf of dreamers and meme-believers.

THE REFS ESTABLISHED on that play that they were CLEARLY there to HELP New England, who eventually scored a field goal on that drive which would have been stopped, if not for that OBVIOUS BS call. BARRRF! UGH! YUCK!

Niggas waste time and energy on the stupidest shit.

True. The girls did sing the song. But they’re white, so that means that the focus will be shifted away from them, as is law in AmeriKKKa. #AsAmerikkkanAsApplePie

WHY WASN’T SHE SHOT? She failed to “Cooperate.” Isn’t that AmeriKKKa’s favorite catchphrase when a white cop murders a black man who “Failed to COOPERATE.”? AND SHE ASSAULTED AN OFFICER. What a bunch of pretentious phonies. BARRRF! #HypocritesBeingHypocrites

TRUMP SAID TO POLICE, AND I QUOTE: “When arresting people, please don’t be too nice. If they bang their head while being placed into a squad car.. oh well.” The police are just following the President’s instructions. LOOK IT UP!

IF HE HAD thrown his club into the air and ran and jumped into a lake in the all white PGA, he would be a “Fun-loving guy.” If he had dropped to his knees and slid 40 feet across the ice, pumping his fist all the way, in the all white NHL, he would just be having fun. BUT IF HE’S BLACK and he HALFWAY HIGH-STEPS after…

WHERE DID THEY FIND this piece of shit? 

Exactly!

If LeBron had to do it over again, HE WOULD HAVE NEVER thrown Draymond to the ground, and then WHINED LIKE A BIT@H to get Draymond suspended. That 1 stolen championship opened the door for the Warriors to get KD—and win the next 5 NBA Championships OR MORE—effectively ending LeBron’s chances of EVER winning another…

Curry is #1 in jersey sales for 3 years in a row. Curry led the NBA in All-Star fan voting the last three years. The Warriors are BY FAR—BY. FAR.—the most watched NBA team on TV and in other arenas. ... Basic economics states that if product ‘A’ outsells product ‘B,’ then product ‘A’ is the more VALUABLE product.…

JOE MIXON SHOULD HAVE made that woman pick cotton from sunup to sundown in 100 degree heat with no water and no medical attention after he abused her, then he could tell anyone who commented on it to “JUST GET OVER IT,” and history would portray him as virtuous. #FuckAmericasHypocriticalDisgust

PENIS ENVY is a mother fucker. ... Trump will fix that, for all those who barely manage to be mediocre, with the entire deck stacked in their favor.